I asked, "What did you do last night while I was at work." He replied, "Wrestled with Timber. He ripped me to SHREDS!! .... They had to put me back together with duct tape.
While staying in a hotel, Jake was afraid to sleep on the floor. "There could be spiders down here!!" I said, "Jake, the spiders are outside and they aren't coming in." His reply, "Yeah, and they wouldn't even be able to push the button on the elevator."
Andrew told Jake, "No more Dr. Pepper today. You're bouncing off the walls and acting a little crazy." Jake said, "First of all, I'm NOT crazy. And second of all, I CAN'T walk on walls."
One night at dinner Jake kept pooting at the table. Andrew said, "Goodness, Jake...." Jacob said, "What? I have bad allergies."
Jake asked Andrew for some of his Pepsi at dinner. Andrew said "Jake, can I have something to eat or drink without you asking for it?" Jake says sarcastically, "Well, thank you for THAT answer."
2 comments:
Misty! The blog is great! You HAVE to make a book out of Jake's quotes and make the money you guys need to move(;
I'm gonna put some of his quotes on my facebook!!*(: LUV YOUUUU
Sarah
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